{"id":1568,"date":"2021-10-31T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-31T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2021-10-29T16:11:49","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T16:11:49","slug":"joke-of-the-week-nov-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/joke-of-the-week-nov-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Week: Nov. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>11.1.21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-purple-color\">Joke of the Week:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why is the obtuse triangle always sad?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-purple-color\">Answer:<\/span><\/strong> Because it&#8217;s never right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need a good chuckle? Check back weekly for new content!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":1192,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1568","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-features","8":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1754,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions\/1754"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}