{"id":1551,"date":"2021-10-17T14:03:57","date_gmt":"2021-10-17T14:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2021-10-19T04:49:53","modified_gmt":"2021-10-19T04:49:53","slug":"joke-of-the-week-oct-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/2021\/10\/17\/joke-of-the-week-oct-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Week: Oct. 18"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>10.18.21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-purple-color\"><strong>Joke of the Week:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-purple-color\"><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/span> Because they can\u2019t even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need a good chuckle? Check back weekly for new content!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":1192,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1551","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-features","8":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1563,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions\/1563"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ehsfalconnews.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}